Wi-Fi Radiation is Killing Our Trees

What is next? Really? I feel like reading Popular Science is now one of the most depressing things ever. Our trees are bleeding! And I am sure, where there is wifi there will continue to be wifi.

"To test the hypothesis that the mystery illness was caused by radiation poisoning, the researchers took 20 ash trees and exposed them to various kinds of radiation for three months. Sure enough, the ash trees exposed to Wi-Fi signals showed telltale signs of radiation sickness, including a "lead-like shine" on their leaves, indicating the oncoming death of those leaves. In the Netherlands, a whopping 70% of urban trees are suffering from radiation poisoning, up from only 10% five years ago--understandable, considering the explosion in Wi-Fi use in the past five years."